Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?