Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a silly hill?