Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What sports are both plant-based?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do actors go to pray?