What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What does an evil hen lay?
How do you get straight A's?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do fish use for glasses?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why didn't the melons get married?