What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which bug is related to you?
Surprise!!!!
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?