What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do fish do at parades?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?