What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do frogs get to work?
What is the best Christmas present ever?