What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?