What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the mime upset?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What insect thinks it's a dog?