What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
When do cows get tired?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are billionaires such good parents?