What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What season begins with a thud?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?