Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What bird helps you stay dry?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call hiking college students?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?