Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?