Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?