Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the foal cough?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?