What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What animal floats best?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a magical reptile?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?