What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do stars go to college?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?