What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How did the tree get lost?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do fish do at parades?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you do when two snails fight?