Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Bears love exotic cars.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the duck cross the road?