Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Darth Waiter.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How do you grill cheese?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
When do ghosts love to go camping?