Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needs some space!
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?