Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needs some space!
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?