Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the sick chicken say?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
I broke my finger!
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?