Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are goats so funny?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's the holiest insect?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why is summer always sad?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?