Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where does Superman park his cars?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?