What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Do dads always snore?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where does breakfast live?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?