What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call an old snowman?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?