What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why do two skunks argue?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?