What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do fish do at parades?
How are teens like cats?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?