What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which animal is the most religious?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What animals make the best baseball players?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?