What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
It's Crowded!
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?