Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?