Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do basketball players like cookies?