Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?