What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do plants hate algebra?