What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why are winter days great?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?