What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?