What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?