What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why do runners watch so much TV?