What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?