Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do cows say on NYE?