Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do snowmen get information?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is a mom's favorite game?