Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
It's Crowded!
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
When do cows get tired?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?