Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
The Holy Ghost!
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's black and white and red all over?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?