Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
The Holy Ghost!
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?