How do eggs end a TV show?
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?