How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Where does food go to take a nap?