How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What car can't keep a secret?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?