Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?