Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How are mountains able to see?
What bird is always sad?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the computer run out of money?