Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How long do chickens work?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How do fleas travel?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?