Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?