Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's the richest basketball team?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do nosey peppers do?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why was the bud so shy?