Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Which big cat loves to drive?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What does the sun drink out of?