Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What is the smallest lion?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?