Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?