Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are cars magic?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?