Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
Why are all priests fit?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?