Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?