What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?