What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Who invented fractions?
Which is the worst season?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do books sleep?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?