What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Do dads always snore?
When should you start writing a book?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?