What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the holiest insect?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?