What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How does a squid go into battle?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?