What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How do birds threaten one another?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
When do astronauts eat?