What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?