Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
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What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What fairy loves to count?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?