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Because the "P" is silent.
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What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
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What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
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What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How does a witch play loud music?
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Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?