Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?