Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?