What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
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When do cows get tired?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why was the bee sad?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?