What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?