Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A chipmunk.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
If you need help building an ark...
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a singing rodent?