Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A chipmunk.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How can you make 7 even?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?