What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Are baby skunks cute?