What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the artichoke so generous?