What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?