Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Burger King®.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?