What do you call a tired tree?
A sleepy hollow.
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?