Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?