Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?