Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's the politest month?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?