Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
When does a horse talk?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do hurricanes see?
When do mice play every day?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?