Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do cats love to work?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is another term for the price of gas?