Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is the most faithful insect?
Families are like fudge.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's a decade's favorite sport?