What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are winter days great?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are stones so good at music?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?