What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?