What kind of dog works at a bakery?
A Betty Crocker™ Spaniel.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Who is friends with everyone at school?