What kind of dog works at a bakery?
A Betty Crocker™ Spaniel.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?