What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What are baby potatoes called?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do fish do at parades?
How do fleas travel?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?