What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
When is a black dog not a black dog?