What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?