Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
He prefers a bare bones vehicle.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What words make the best athletes?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why are turtles so shy?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do cats love to work?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?