Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
He prefers a bare bones vehicle.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do little fish love to play with?
How long will dinner be?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?