Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?