Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why was the computer cold at work?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?