What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a small mom?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the politest month?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Do dads always snore?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?