Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What fairy loves to count?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?