Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?