Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?