Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?