Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?