Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
When should you start writing a book?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?