Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
What insect runs away from everything?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?