Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do horses reside?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What car can't keep a secret?