Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?