What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you talk to a giant?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's a horse's favorite car?