What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How are teens like cats?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do bees say in the summer?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?