What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did the sick chicken say?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?