What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
How do hurricanes see?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?