Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What game do bats excel at?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?