Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?