Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What school subject really rocks?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's the most athletic footwear?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why are winter days great?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?