Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do cats love to work?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?