Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the confused bee say?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do Scottish toads play?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?