Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How do you get a country girl to like you?