Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What's the noisiest food?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?