What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do you grill cheese?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?