What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?