What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is the definition of Robin?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?