What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?