What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What says: oom oom oom?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?