Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
He doesn't like to be roasted.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do you make antifreeze?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
