Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
He doesn't like to be roasted.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do you arrest a pig?