Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where would you find an elephant?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did autumn say to summer?