Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where do horses reside?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do cats love to work?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
My brother is my partner in crime.