Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What siblings are always sad?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What type of animal does well in the cold?