Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?