Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
What do mice do when they're at home?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is summer always sad?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
If you need help building an ark...
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?