What is Santa's favorite dessert?
HoHos®.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?