What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What does the sun drink out of?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?