What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do cats love to work?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?