What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What makes music in your hair?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?