What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What bird is always sad?