What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do cows like to dance to?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?